(Nice) Girl. Interrupted.
This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls that finish last, that never become more than friends. This is dedicated to those girls who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs. This is in honor of the girls that obligingly reiterate how cute/smart/funny/sexy their male friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most guys need that litany...
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell them “Certainly I...– Theodore Roosevelt